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Jim's Tales From My Vault

TALES FROM MY VAULT is an anthology of memories from Jim's past. Memories that are so embarrassing that Jim employs his "ghost-writer-alter-ego", THE VAULT WARDEN to narrate them! These stories are all true folks. That's what makes them so uproariously funny!

Tales From My Vault (Individual Volume)
$6.00

VOL.1 The initial book was meant to be a "one-shot" but it's popularity drove us to create Volume 2! Vol 1 features "White German Shepherd"

VOL.2 This is the moment Jim confronted the KEEPER OF THE BONES! Volume two became a bigger hit than number one and the sequel plan would to be reactivated yet again! Read the sample story GOING and COMING .

VOL.3 VOLUME THREE became an innovation with it's "dream-sequence" cover! Don't miss the MOUNTAIN OYSTERS story in this one, another classic of EMBARRASSMENT! You can read a sample story from Volume 3 called THE TOXIC UNDERWEAR !

VOL.4 TALES #4 contains the classic "BOOM BOOM IN THE SANDBOX" and "JELLYROLL BLUES"!

VOL.5 See the sample story from this volume called THE SCISSORS!

VOL.6 Contains tales such as BIRD SOUP and A REALLY BAD DAY AT THE BANK. You can also read some fan mail which includes some amazing tales from YOU THE READERS! Read the sample story JELL-O!.

VOL.7 The New January 2007 edition! Our BEST ISSUE YET...LOADED with photos and illustrations. Read about my classic encounter with...THE GREMLIN! PLUS six other true stories and features! And YES ... gleefully narrated by 'that darned old' (and sardonic) Vault Warden!!

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IMPORTANT NOTE: It would not be cost effective to ship your product since the shipping would cost much more than the product itself. For this reason, you product will not be shipped out and you will not receive it. Please take our word that this is a very wonderful product. You'll need to believe us because you will in fact, never see it. Hopefully this note is very clear because if not, it could lead to a level of dissatisfaction. Feel free to choose whatever shipping method you wish but it really doesn't matter since the product will never be shipped. As a token of our appreciation, you will also receive one year of free browsing of our publicly available website at http://www.canovan.com.