Hello! My name is Jim Vanhollebeke. I am a starving artist, writer, singer, paleoanthropologist researcher. If all the nuts of the world were lined up according to quality degree, I would be near the end by the geniuses. I've always been proud of that(!). I would like to entertain you while sharing some of my unusual interests. Interests such as paleoanthropology, Elvis Tributes, Pinocchio, Apes, wolves, satire, special effects, artwork, and comedy. I hope I can blend these interests into a photo gallery that you will enjoy and perhaps return to. I hope to continue adding to the gallery or adding new galleries far into the future - so please stay tuned! If you have any comments or suggestions , please write: jim at canovan.com. Also we'd like you to visit our unique PHOTO SERVICES WEBPAGE where you can find out how easily we can put YOUR face on someone else's body! Just click here: YourPhotos.

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This is PART 2 of my FAVORITE WEIRD FOTOS. As I have explained in PART ONE, I am a "nut". I stand near the "genius" end of the nut-line. So...I'm a pretty good quality nut. Anyways, I'm hoping to entertain you while sharing some of my interests. I want to blend these subjects into a confusing photo gallery that will leave you amazed, aghast ...and under my power.

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VOLUME THREE . More pictures carefully conforming to my insane formula. As always, my galleries are a-work-in-progress. So stay with me while I add fotos & try to entertain you. I know you are fussy and impatient so I will give you "nothing but my best". Please visit our Can'o'Van Website at CanovanGazette! for more fascinating info! Thank you and GOD BLESS. Comments will be welcome at: jim@canovan.com

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Welcome to Volume 4 of my ongoing series of bizarre scrapbooks. As a starving genius artist, I am bound to keep doing somthing 'til someone praises me. I've been doing these picture galleries for a long time and I don't see "light at the end of the tunnel" so stay tuned as I continue building this mad monument to mediocrity and mayhem.

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Here we go again! VOLUME 5 of my continueing series of diverse (if not deranged) photo-books. The subjects we cover here are an intelligent blend of good stuff. As a starving artist, singer, genius, etc etc etc, I must continue this endeavor 'til I'm an American icon. So keep checking back as I continue building on this pile of pleasantly pitiful pictures.

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The fascinating photos herein may seem random but they adhere very strictly to a special amalgamate I have developed from over 50 years of experimentation and hard work. I must warn you that the unique formula I have developed can be habit forming but be also aware that admission here is FREE. We're NOT just out to make a buck. All we want is your soul! We'd also like you to visit our UNIQUE PHOTO SERVICS WEBPAGE. YourPhotos. ENJOY! Heh...heh...heh...

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Yup. It's me again, President and Chief CEO of Canovanogram Novelties Ltd. offering More Weird and Wonderful Photographs! I can't believe this is Gallery Number 7 (seven!)! Gosh with over 27 fans, we MUST be doing something right! These pictures can be ADDICTIVE. But ...they are FREE (and essentially harmless). PLEASE remain seated IF attempting to view everything. And... NO YELLING. This IS a gallery. Not a sideshow. Any smart remarks may be sent quietly to me at jim@canovan.com. And don't forget to visit our award winning website by clicking on our Canovan DIMESTORE above!

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Yes. This series is endless. I can't stop it. As the founder and leader of CANOVANOGRAM INDUSTRIES, I ...Jim Vanhollebeke, pledge to ALL of you ... my strongest efforts in ...at least controlling the "spread" of this project. I will continue to demand good taste and INSIST on LIMITING the subject matter to the studies and pursuits of whatever. THIS IS my solemn oath. It is the least I can do (and the least is what I do BEST).
If you ever need photo repair work or would like personalised NOVELTY PHOTOS of your own ...please visit our CANOVAN PHOTO SERVICES and other Canovan Website Services. We make every thing EASY for you (and CHEAP!) Refer to the 'GET YOUR OWN PICTURE' icon above.

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Hi, it's me, Captain of the Canovanograms' WEIRD PHOTO COLLECTIONS. This gallery is CHAPTER 9 of our treasury of interminable and inane impositions on your incurable curiosities. As all of you know, I am the half-starved,half-mad artist who loves to show off weird photographs. But not just ANY weird photographs! MY photos always pertain to this special blend of addictive fascinato! For I am also a man of "taste". BUT ...enough about ME. YOU will find many ADDITIONAL amazing things at our ELVIS TRIBUTE above! ENJOY.

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HEY Kids! What TIME is it?! It's time for CANOVANOGRAMS with our TENTH picture gallery. Yet more of my unique photos for your personal amusement and excitement. As always our product will combine entertaining humor with educational fascinato. I am your museum proprietor with a visionary mission. I have a dream .... where ALL MY BROTHERS walk hand in hand. It's all so simple and can EASILY be summed up: PLEASE, ALL OF US; UNITE and buy my products! This photo gallery is strictly regulated for "G" rated content and restricted to the perimeters of my patented formula! For MORE information on our history and product catalog, please visit our ARTWORK section at the OLD WITCH icon above!

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Our 11th ground breaking gallery!. We consider this collection, to be not only a service to the community but a useful tool for you, the curious web surfer; to actually learn something while being hoodwinked by some of our harmless (but highly entertaining) scams. Some of our stuff is downright hilarious but we never mean to let you get away without teaching you something too! You wonder how we have come up with such an enthralling formula in a venue such as this? It's quite basic. We have a finger on the pulse of what our society is sorely missing. And all of what you see here is totally FREE... created solely for your viewing pleasure. 'Course, it'll be nice if you visit our other attractions too....and please tell your friends. Further information and product details can be obtained from our Canovanograms & Merry Melodies DIMESTORE above!

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Pictures from the Peanut Gallery. That means you!

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